Saturday, August 8, 2009

Day 6 - first full song

Step aside, Weird Al, there's a new parody king in town.

Hairless Armenian Entertainment presents..."When Will My Hair Grow Again" (sorry, Babyface...)
...music video to follow at a later date

When will my hair grow again?
Why'd I get a Brazilian?
Feels like I took off my…cashmere sweaaater
When will these chiiiiiiills ever end?

It's cool in the summer
But can I…confess to…my pa-rents…
That I'm just a hairless…

Hairless Arme-eee-nian
When will my haaair grow again?
Hairless Arme-eee-nian
Hey why ain't my baaaack sweating yet?
Cause I'm just a hairless…

Feels like I lost my best friend
Not just my manly essence
And what if my chest does not, fully grow back?
Where will my gold chain rest thennn? Tell me

I feel like a helpless
Underfed, closeted, Chia Pet
Cause I'm just a hair-lehhh-ehh-esssssss

Hairless Arme-eee-nian
When will my hair grow again?
Hairless Arme-eee-nian
Depressed so I'll eaaaat pita breeaaaaaad
Cause I'm just a hairless…Armenian

Suuure my shower stopped cloggin'
But Drano-Max, just costs doll-lars and cennnnnnnts
While I'm just a hairless…

Hairless Arme-eee-nian
When will my hair grow again?
Hairless Arme-eee-nian
And when will my browwwws meet agaaaaiiiiiiin?
Now I'm just a hairless…Armenian

(in case you didn't know the original Babyface song and have no idea what the hell this is a parody to, you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m4UWZt_ldE)

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