Day 10 - Damn you YouTube...

So I was up on YouTube, bout to check out some music videos to research some new songs to parody for my upcoming album, when I was taken aback by the videos under the "Recommended For You" section:

• Maury Povich clips, understandable ("you are...NOT the father!!!")
  
• Random funnies, totally expectable (who doesn't like to laugh???)
  
• THREE WAXING/HAIR REMOVAL RELATED VIDEOS!!?? (goodbye, manhood)

I'm glad YouTube wants to give me its two cents on what I should do, I mean these videos look pretty useful. Well, at least "Different Hair Removal Options" seems like it would be helpful. I can't believe there's actually something called the "Hair Removal Show". And "Male Painful Waxing" should be very helpful in preparing me for what I've got coming at the end of the month.

Despite the usefulness, what about the potential negative effects of these recommended videos on my life? What if some hot girl was checking out YouTube on my computer? Talk about cock-block...self-induced CB at that! I can just imagine how the conversation would go:

Hottie - "Hey Rubik! You've gotta see this HILARIOUS clip on YouTube!"
Me - "Ok!!! I love laughing, especially when it's with you!!!"
Hottie - "(type type type type...click) ok let's see...WTFFFF?? Why is there all this waxing stuff on your recommended videos??"
Me - "ah shit...."
Hottie - "Say something!! Is this some sort of sick fetish you perrrrrv?!?!?!?"
Me - "Dammit woman! Haven't you read my blog???"

Please ladies, read the blog, and spread the word to your girlfriends, so an awkward moment like the one above does NOT happen...