Day 23 - I have an appointment!

So it's official: I have an appointment with Angelica from The Wax Spot this Saturday!
August 29...it's goinnn dowwwn!
Yeah i'm gettin waxxxed...it's goinnn dowwwn!
Gettin silky-smooth...it's goinnn dowwwn!
Any hair you see is guaranteed to go dowwwn!

I gotta admit, I was pretty damn excited when I finally got her email:

Hello. Rubik

You are one of the many that have come to us after losing a bet!lol We can get you scheduled on sat. the 29th. Because it is your first time getting waxed this will be pretty intense. If it is possible I'd like to suggest maybe two sessions for your services?! Only because we'll be covering good amount of space on your body and if you say your pretty hairy and have never been waxed, I think it would be most benefiting for both you and your service provider. If you can only schedule for all your services at once it is possible. Sat. 29th at 2:30pm. Please avoid any alcohol in your system before your wax at least 24hrs. prior to your services. Don't worry about trimming, if you can exfoliate the morning of with a exfoliating body wash or loafa, and take a pain killer (ibuprofen) about 15-20 min. before your services you should be good to go. As far as having an audience I don't see that being a problem so long as on lookers are respectful of service provider and the time it will take to provide your services. We will not allow any photos of the facility or service provider during services! Now photos of your hairy and then not so hairy self, well you guys can have a field day!:) We do look forward to meeting you. Please let me know what we can do to best suit your schedule.

Angelica

I'm one of MANY that have come to her after losing a bet?? I'm glad I'm not the only sick person who makes bets like this!!

No boozing 24 hours prior? I thought they only had problems with drunk people getting tattoos...not getting waxed!?!? I guess a lotta people think they need to get plastered the night before...then again I wonder how many people have puked during the process. Barfing seems like a typical reflex after getting your hair follicles yanked out of your skin, almost like a defense mechanism against the waxer. BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

So I replied back and opted for getting it all done at once - if I only did half this weekend, I wouldn't be able to schedule the other half for a couple weeks, and then I risk the possibility of looking stupid if half of me is hairy but the other half is still silky-smooth. So it seemed like a no-brainer to just let her

Wax that, right out my porrrrres
Wax that, and hear me roaaaaarrr
Wax that, til there's no morrrrrre
Just wax that, oh ohhOHHHHohhhhhhOHH