Day 4 - Clarification

There were some questions as to whether or not my "nether regions" would be included in the waxing. ARE YOU %^@$%@# KIDDING ME??? Here's my reasoning:

• Let's say you slap some hot wax down on my forearm, stick on a fabric strip, and letttttt'rrrrr rip! Worst case scenario - some forearm skin comes off with the arm hair, I stick on a bandage, heals up in a few weeks, maybe a little scar is left as a reminder

• Let's say you slap some hot wax "down thurrrr", stick on a fabric strip, and letttttt'rrrrr rip! Worst case scenario - some foreskin comes off with the hair, my balls fall off, I become sterile, women find me hideous and deformed, I can't procreate, I die a lonely "man"

• As far as the butt goes, one of my coworkers described a Brazilian wax as follows - "...you've gotta hold your ass-cheeks spread open while they pour hot wax in there and rip out all your ass hairs"

Ok, easy solution, I'm going to wear one of these:

Anything visible hair below the neck gets shaved, except the following:

• armpits
• knuckles
• toes

Any other questions?