Day 2 - Will it hurt?

So when people find out that this waxing thing is going down, the following things are typically said or asked:

1. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
2. Can I watch???
3. Can I wax???
4. What about your...you know???
5. You know it's gonna hurt, right???

Umm, yes, I know it's going to hurt. Can I take the pain? Why the heck not? I'm pretty sure I can take it though...I'll just sing songs in my head. How long of a playlist will I need? Should I think of boisterous upbeat songs to psych me out, or more melancholy tunes to soothe my mind? Gangsta rap or Kenny G? I wonder if I'll subconsciously change the lyrics in my head during the process...

Maybe I should record an album of parodies as "The Hairless Armenian". I mean, how hard could it be? Do you hear half the stuff that's on the radio today?? Sure it's catchy as hell...but come on! How much money did Weird Al Yankovic make off all his crap? Let's see what we can think of real quick...

"It'll hurt (I know) It'll hurt" (repeat 57 times, writhe in pain after getting a strip of hair pulled off, make it look cool and it'll develop into a new dance craze)

"Clean on the outside, PAAAAIIIIN ON THE INSIDE, full body wax job..." (Dorrough admitted that he doesn't even have an ice cream paint job on his own car...at least my lyrics would be true!)

"Always waxed..." (Ehh ok maybe Always Strapped gets you a little more street cred then being Always Waxed...)

You know I gotta get in a Milli remix since everyone else has done em - "A million hairs, had em all over but now i'm bare, waxed it all except my dong and my derriere"

Back to the subject at hand - will it hurt? People have suggested that I use clippers to shorten my hairs, apparently optimal waxing hair length is 1/8 inch, or far shorter than my flowing mane. Any other tips or suggestions??